Inspired but the success of his 3D movie Avatar writer / director James Cameron has decided he wants to bring his new technology to poker. When asked how he came to this conclusion he simply pointed out that the high intensity moments that come with poker remind him of blowing up sh#! He also pointed out that films like Rounders are so dated cause nothing pops out at you. “Can you image the dealer dealing cards in your face! That be MUCKING AWESOME!” Mr. Cameron was quoted as saying.
The plot line for his new film has yet to be revealed but sources close to Lightstorm Entertainment (Cameron’s production company) have said that it will be loosely based on young Internet poker players traveling to far off distant tournaments to crush the locals and take their bank roll, with a love story somewhere in between. In addition it has been rumored that new technology is being created to enhance 3D Flops, chips, as well as an entire new type of 3D vision the allows the audience to view characters on the screen as sharks or donkeys based on certain cerebral brain waves…whatever that means.
What’s even more exciting is Cameron has stated he wants to further expand this new 3D technology to televised tournaments starting with the World Series of Poker 2011. “After I’m through with this game the pocket cam will look soooo 20th century!” Cameron said as he polished his most recent Golden Globe. When asked what he was most excited for he said that, “For the first time audiences will get to experience how mucking overweight Phil Hellmuth is! Not to mention Lacie Jones and Joanna Krupa’s goodies will be so up in our face we could almost muck them!” He said while licking his lips.
Despite James Cameron’s new found obsession with poker some have consider it bad timing due to the recent success of Avatar. Furthermore, some have said it has gone to his head in the worst possible way. A recent report from Vegas said Mr. Cameron lost 1 Mil in a single pot and responded by saying, “Your like the Na’vi and I am going to mucking kill you and take your cash and muck your women hard in the A!” He then went outside to the valet and asked for his mech warrior and told the valet “I have natives to annihilate” and then tipped him with a rock. The source on this report could not be confirmed and Mr. Cameron has refused to comment.