Playing in a qualifier to win an Ipad 2 on the PokerNations poker room.
Very first hand I'm dealt KK and there's a couple of limpers, I shove hoping some tard will come along for the ride. I get two tards, one acting after me calls off his stack with 66. Another is a limper with A6 offsuit.
Flop is 97T......6 (yes, the case f'ing six!) and then one of my two Kings on the river to bust these two knuckleheads.
Despite tripling up my first hand I'm only in 3rd place in the tournament, lol!
Moved to a new table immediately and my 2nd hand dealt is AA. There's a guy with almost as many chips as me, he raises from 20 to 760 with Q7 offsuit, another guy cold-calls with A5 s00ted, I shove with Aces, they BOTH call and I send them home, up over 7K in two hands after starting with 1K and chip leader, w00t!