Well, this settles it, I need to get a haircut in Russia......

Don’t mess with Olga Zajac, unless you want your ass kicked… or three days of forced sex
The 28-year-old Zajac, a hair salon owner in Meshchovsk, Russia, also happens to have a black belt in karate. That came in very handy when Viktor Jasinski stormed into her business and attempted to rob her. According to the Daily Mail, one well-placed kick from Zajac was all it took to floor the hapless hood, but that was just the beginning of his troubles.
Local police say Zajac then dragged the semi-conscious robber into a back room and tied him to a radiator with a hair dryer cable. There’s more. She allegedly stripped the 32-year-old naked and plied him full of Viagra, using him as a sex slave to “teach him a lesson.”
After three days, she let him go. Inexplicably, she also gave him gifts. Still, and perhaps even more inexplicably, Jasinkski ran crying to the police.
“What a bastard,” she told officers when they arrived to question her. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1,000 roubles when he left.”
Both Zajac and Jasinkski were arrested, and the cops in Meshchovsk, a sleepy little town miles from anywhere, will have something to chuckle about for years to come.